Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of  the local Cajun Baptist Church and Pastor Thibodaux was the  minister of the Covenant Church across the  road.  They were both standing by the road, pounding a  sign into the ground, that read:

‘Da End  is Near

Turn Yo Sef ‘Roun  Now

Afore It Be Too  Late!’

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out  his window and yelled, ‘You religious  nuts!’

From the curve they heard screeching tires, and  a big splash…

Boudreaux turns to Thibodaux and asks, ‘Do ya tink maybe da sign should  jussay…..’Bridge Out?’

Seems like many people are down on religion nowadays.
Perhaps we don’t clearly define the message?

Thanks to my friend Teresa for this one.