The following comes from Parchment and Pen via Monday Morning Insight.

Check out the full list at the above link, but here are some of my favorite

Top Ten Pickup Lines

• “Paul said that it was better to marry than to burn. Therefore, I am under God’s mandate to marry you.”
• ”Your name must be grace, because you are irresistible.”
• “Until this moment, I thought I had the gift of singleness.”
• “I noticed you crying during alter call, can I help?”
• While giving her a TULIP say, ”This Totally depraved person has been Unconditionally drawn to you, Limiting himself to your Irresistible beauty that is Persevering beyond all others.”
• “Well, gouge out my eyes and cut off my hands. If I hang around you much longer, I won’t have any limbs left.”
• “You must have missed The Fall line, because you are lookin’ righteous.”
• Sing this to the tune of George Strait’s “Chair”: “Excuse me, but I think you’ve got my rib.”
• To paraphrase John Wesley: “When I saw you I felt my heart strangely warmed.”

Keeping it light this Friday.