Our old hometown is getting ready for a BIG winter storm. Everyone has been asking how they are fairing with all the snow. The area that has been getting all the snow is to the west about two hours of this map. We lived just about at the top of the 4 in 14-24.” Schools are already closed as they prepare for this major storm. We were watching Fox News tonight when they mentioned Saratoga Springs was getting 18-30.” That was where we did most of our shopping. Now that’s what I call snow.
My blogging friend, Mark Wilson, shared this about balmy Wisconsin…It applies to the area of upstate New York we lived in.
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Superior sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Hayward gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
People in Wisconsin close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wisconsinites get upset because they can’t start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Wisconsin start saying…”Cold ’nuff fer ya?”
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late.
This past week, our children’s school opened 2 hours late, because the temperature was 10 above zero.